The Little Workshop of Horrors.

My friend Daniel says these things sometimes. A bunch of us were hanging out one night, talking about Teddy Bears, and the Build-A-Bear workshop came up. Daniel promptly told us this story that scared us, until we were pretty sure he was making it up. Although I sometimes wonder if he was.
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