She Just Hates You So Much.

I've always thought of Emily Dickinson as a hipster who mistook nonsense for profundity. Some people like her, and that's cool, but I have always found her work to be nigh impossible to follow, mostly because there is almost nothing in it save for cryptic references to things she never mentions. She's basically David Foster Wallace, but without being good at her job.
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