ZACHBUTT.

So Zach is a trombone player, like Javi, and his nickname around these parts is "Zach Attack." Hell, one of his professors even named a piece of jazz music "Zach Attack," and gave him a trombone solo. It's pretty sweet.
However, the predecessor to the trombone was the Sackbut, or as I know it, "what the Trombone was during its awkward teen years." Chris saw fit to christen Zach "ZachButt."
Zach, I'm terribly sorry.
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