Guest Comic: Avast, ye!

AVAST, YE!  THIS PAGE BE COMIN' COURTESY OF A MEMBER OF ME FINE CREW, CHRIS!  HE BE DRAWIN' UP A MAP FER US TO FIND DELICIOUS LOOT ON THIS DAY, "TALK LIKE A PIRATE" DAY!
Chris and I dressed up as pirates and walked into a Krispy Kreme at about 5:30 in the morning, and were rewarded with two dozen fresh doughnuts.  Best day ever?  Best day ever.
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Let's Attack Aggressively.

So Chris and I have Contra and Contra III on the NES and Super Nintendo, respectively.  If you know anything about video games, then you know that these games are hard.  Like, insanely difficult.  Like, playing is fun, but after a while, you die so many times that it really feels like the game is punishing you for something you did.  And if anything, you probably have it coming.
What I'm trying to say is that we suck at video games.  Also, if you ever meet anyone who has claimed to beat these games without using the Konami Code, then slap them in their filthy lying mouth, because that is impossible.
Ooh, and I just found out I can ad alt text to these comics!  SWEET.
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Misleading Titles.

So I'm a huge fan of a band called Mogwai.  They're a Scottish Post-Rock band, which means they have long instrumental pieces with ridiculous names (one of their tracks is called "Stupid Prick Gets Chased by the Police and Loses His Slut Girlfriend").  I absolutely LOVE their music.  Chris, however, had to object to the names of their tracks.
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Delivering What is Promised.

Whoo, there's a comic!  Work has been absolutely destroying me, so I haven't really had time to post.  :(  This one has been ready for a while, but what with how crazy it's been around here, I haven't had time to really be on the internet long enough to put this dang thing up.  But here it is!  :D
Now, some context: I'm not a huge fan of Nicki Minaj.  At all.  Most rap these days kind of annoys me, but more on that later.  One of her songs is called "You a Stupid Ho."  Curious as to what it was about, I listened to it.  And then realized that I should not have expected much of anything from a song called "You a Stupid Ho."  Hey, at least it delivers what it promises.
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Get Back On That Horse.

Man, it has been a while since I've posted a comic, or indeed, even had time to actually sit down to make one.  Seriously, there was a REALLY thick layer of dust on my drawing desk.  These last three weeks at work have been really hectic (I think my roommates have seen me a total of four times in those last few weeks).  Sorry about that!  General Demeanor is definitely not dead!
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Mind Your Manners.

One of Javi's favorite past-times is yelling at Zach.  Actually, Javi just likes yelling at everyone.
This week at work has been pretty hectic, which is unfortunate, because I keep falling asleep at my desk while working on these.  I guess I get tired?  Anyway, I'm working on that, guys!  Sorry!
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Let's Do This.

Sorry the post came super late, guys, but I've been busy with work, and also gearing up to play at the Whisky A Go Go again with the Castle Town Convicts!  Come one, come all!
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Whisky A Go Go 2: Whisky Harder!

Hey, guys!

Something a little different: The Castle Town Convicts are playing a show at the Whisky a Go Go in LA on May 5th, 2012, and if you can make it, please do!  I promise that we will play some awesome music for you guys!  :D
Details are here, and I hope to see you there!

Inappropriate Cooking Methods.

SO I GOT A NEW SCANNER AND THIS IS THE FIRST PAGE I'VE EVER SCANNED FROM IT AND OMG IT'S AWESOME AND MAKES MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER!
Okay, run-on sentence over. Anyway, I couldn't post last Thursday, even though this comic has been pretty much done for a week, because I got horribly sick and just was not up to going outside at all. Boo.
All that aside, expect comics to actually be posted on time now since I am no longer subject to the vicissitudes of a public scanner! :D
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Organization.

Javi has since moved the Office Depot bag, but he thankfully left it in the living room for Chris to make this pointed observation, and for me to record that observation.
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Wisdom from Chris.

I offer some of Chris' wisdom without context or comment.
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More Socks.

Chris added another sock puppet on the back of Burglar Sock's head. Hobo Sock is easily impressed.
Also, sorry about GD being so erratic, lately! I'm in the middle of trying to get a scanner of my own, plus, work and life in general have been SUPER CRAZAY.
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Disappointing Socks.

So an errant sock that belonged to nobody wound up in Chris' laundry once, and since it had been washed, he decided that it was safe to draw a face on it. Then he drew a face on it. It has a black toe, so it is now known as Burglar Sock.
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Jose Is The Un-Funniest.

So I've been learning a bunch of silly jokes and riddles to entertain kids at work. They dig that sort of thing. My test audience, however, REALLY doesn't care for the jokes. I get that look from Chris pretty regularly, these days.
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SO MUCH MUSIC.

So with four people who, in some way, are deeply involved with music, the house is slowly being consumed by music. It is a pretty good situation. Incidentally, the entire household is now somehow involved in the Castle Town Convicts' creative process! Javi is our drummer, and Zach is currently recording the CTC music!
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ZACHBUTT.

So Zach is a trombone player, like Javi, and his nickname around these parts is "Zach Attack." Hell, one of his professors even named a piece of jazz music "Zach Attack," and gave him a trombone solo. It's pretty sweet.
However, the predecessor to the trombone was the Sackbut, or as I know it, "what the Trombone was during its awkward teen years." Chris saw fit to christen Zach "ZachButt."
Zach, I'm terribly sorry.
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Feeding the Music.

Me, Chris, and Javi were eating spaghetti yesterday and Javi's Beethoven sheet music was on the table. I don't know what came over him, but Javi did something UNBEARABLY CREEPY. Seriously, his face looked EXACTLY like that.
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It Wasn't Meant to Be.

Okay, so Super Metroid might be my favourite game ever in the history of video games. Seriously, to me, you can't get better than exploring an ENTIRE PLANET. The world is so crazy vast that it literally took me two years to beat the first time I ever played it (which was eleven years ago). Seriously, best game EVER.
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The Worst Kind of Parent.

Chris had a bag of off-brand cereal for a while called "Marshmallow Mateys," and though I never tried it, I learned that the mascot is probably the worst thing ever. Male Kangaroos don't even HAVE pouches. I agree with Chris, in that sense, but his example was...weird, to say the least.
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Earth is Gross.

OKAY SO THE COMIC IS UP A DAY LATE OH MANS I'M SO SORRY.
My friend Katelyn is something of a globe-trotter and got to travel the world by boat through a thing our school does called Semester at Sea. It's a really cool thing and she came back with tons of neat stories. I can't speak for the rest of the world, odour-wise, but i feel like if the entire world smells like pee, then something is wrong. That, or Katelyn just smells pee EVERYWHERE and hasn't told us.
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