Mr. Fix-It.

Grar. Sorry for the late comic, guys, but having to use a public scanner isn't easy. I'm working on getting these comics out on time, but you'll be surprised how easy it is for life to throw enough small annoyances at you to put you off track.
Long Story Short: Public Scanners Blow.
As for the comic, a bit of context: I'm known to carry a knife with me at almost all times, mostly because having one makes you the handiest person to have around in any given situation. Knives are just versatile tools, provided they are used responsibly. I lent one to my brother once, and it came back in pieces. The upside was that that particular knife sucked anyway, and I now have an excuse to save up for a sweet KA-BAR knife. Really, breaking that knife was a blessing.
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