It Seriously Wasn't Meant to Be. Stop Trying.

So this doesn't actually make sense unless you remember Tuesday's comic, in which I expressed my love of Super Metroid, the greatest video game ever made. You get to play as Samus Aran, a badass bounty hunter lady in a giant suit of armor. She's a breath of fresh air since most other female video game characters tend to wear as little clothing as possible, and instead of filling the "damsel in distress" role, she's the protagonist who is the one shooting all the aliens and saving the galaxy time and time again. Seriously: BEST VIDEO GAME FRANCHISE AND CHARACTER EVER.
Also, the weirdness of today's page was partly Chris' idea. So any questions should be directed at him.
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