Let's Attack Aggressively.

So Chris and I have Contra and Contra III on the NES and Super Nintendo, respectively.  If you know anything about video games, then you know that these games are hard.  Like, insanely difficult.  Like, playing is fun, but after a while, you die so many times that it really feels like the game is punishing you for something you did.  And if anything, you probably have it coming.
What I'm trying to say is that we suck at video games.  Also, if you ever meet anyone who has claimed to beat these games without using the Konami Code, then slap them in their filthy lying mouth, because that is impossible.
Ooh, and I just found out I can ad alt text to these comics!  SWEET.
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Misleading Titles.

So I'm a huge fan of a band called Mogwai.  They're a Scottish Post-Rock band, which means they have long instrumental pieces with ridiculous names (one of their tracks is called "Stupid Prick Gets Chased by the Police and Loses His Slut Girlfriend").  I absolutely LOVE their music.  Chris, however, had to object to the names of their tracks.
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Delivering What is Promised.

Whoo, there's a comic!  Work has been absolutely destroying me, so I haven't really had time to post.  :(  This one has been ready for a while, but what with how crazy it's been around here, I haven't had time to really be on the internet long enough to put this dang thing up.  But here it is!  :D
Now, some context: I'm not a huge fan of Nicki Minaj.  At all.  Most rap these days kind of annoys me, but more on that later.  One of her songs is called "You a Stupid Ho."  Curious as to what it was about, I listened to it.  And then realized that I should not have expected much of anything from a song called "You a Stupid Ho."  Hey, at least it delivers what it promises.
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Get Back On That Horse.

Man, it has been a while since I've posted a comic, or indeed, even had time to actually sit down to make one.  Seriously, there was a REALLY thick layer of dust on my drawing desk.  These last three weeks at work have been really hectic (I think my roommates have seen me a total of four times in those last few weeks).  Sorry about that!  General Demeanor is definitely not dead!
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Operator Error.

So Javi and I went to run errands, and this happened.  Sometimes, I am terrified of the fact that I am trusted with big important things, since I apparently can't even handle pockets or the things you put in pockets.
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Mind Your Manners.

One of Javi's favorite past-times is yelling at Zach.  Actually, Javi just likes yelling at everyone.
This week at work has been pretty hectic, which is unfortunate, because I keep falling asleep at my desk while working on these.  I guess I get tired?  Anyway, I'm working on that, guys!  Sorry!
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Javi's Playthrough.

Mass Effect might be one of my favorite game series ever, second only to the Metroid series (Except Metroid Prime: Hunters.  Because it was terrible.).  I guess I am into sweeping science fiction stories with engaging characters.  Javi, though, has a different opinion.
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Motivational Reminders.

Whoa, the language in this comic is pretty risque! Also, is there supposed to be an accent on "risque"? I can never remember, and I apparently can't be bothered to google it. Anyhoo, yeah, it seems that this weekend, I am super-busy doing music things. I am really excited to be accompanying Sabrina in her first solo show! But I am also nervous and hope I don't screw up!
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Inappropriate Cooking Methods.

SO I GOT A NEW SCANNER AND THIS IS THE FIRST PAGE I'VE EVER SCANNED FROM IT AND OMG IT'S AWESOME AND MAKES MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER!
Okay, run-on sentence over. Anyway, I couldn't post last Thursday, even though this comic has been pretty much done for a week, because I got horribly sick and just was not up to going outside at all. Boo.
All that aside, expect comics to actually be posted on time now since I am no longer subject to the vicissitudes of a public scanner! :D
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Organization.

Javi has since moved the Office Depot bag, but he thankfully left it in the living room for Chris to make this pointed observation, and for me to record that observation.
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Wisdom from Chris.

I offer some of Chris' wisdom without context or comment.
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More Socks.

Chris added another sock puppet on the back of Burglar Sock's head. Hobo Sock is easily impressed.
Also, sorry about GD being so erratic, lately! I'm in the middle of trying to get a scanner of my own, plus, work and life in general have been SUPER CRAZAY.
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Disappointing Socks.

So an errant sock that belonged to nobody wound up in Chris' laundry once, and since it had been washed, he decided that it was safe to draw a face on it. Then he drew a face on it. It has a black toe, so it is now known as Burglar Sock.
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Player 1.

When Javier is handed a controller, he either does really well at whatever game we're playing, or he does HORRIBLY. The first time this happened, he lost after all of five seconds after I handed him the controller. It's kind of a toss-up, so at this point, the game becomes "Will Javier Beat The Level For Me Or Get His Ass Handed To Him?"
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Not The Most Diligent.

So as part of my job, I have to give safety talks for some of the various activities that could end badly without proper precaution. Since I like to be thorough, I was spending the night studying up on the safety regulations for the Archery range. Unfortunately, the demands of the body can sometimes outweigh the importance of whatever you may be doing.
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Jose Is The Un-Funniest.

So I've been learning a bunch of silly jokes and riddles to entertain kids at work. They dig that sort of thing. My test audience, however, REALLY doesn't care for the jokes. I get that look from Chris pretty regularly, these days.
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SO MUCH MUSIC.

So with four people who, in some way, are deeply involved with music, the house is slowly being consumed by music. It is a pretty good situation. Incidentally, the entire household is now somehow involved in the Castle Town Convicts' creative process! Javi is our drummer, and Zach is currently recording the CTC music!
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He's All Over This One.

Javi is generally proud of his appearances in the comics (In my opinion, they are the most accurate portrayal of the kind of dude he is without just straight-up meeting him in person). Sometimes he wants to be in the comic. Sometimes, he really wants to be in the comic. And sometimes, he REALLY wants to be in the comic.
Luckily, he is all over this comic.
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Feeding the Music.

Me, Chris, and Javi were eating spaghetti yesterday and Javi's Beethoven sheet music was on the table. I don't know what came over him, but Javi did something UNBEARABLY CREEPY. Seriously, his face looked EXACTLY like that.
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New Campaign.

BAM. Comic. New Guys. WHOO.
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