SLUG OF DOOM!!!

Here's a sketch of a dude fighting a gross slug monster. I doodled this while waiting for the bus to work one day. This week at work is looking to be super hectic, so I haven't had time to ink the pages that I'm working on, but Thursday will be host to a full-on comic. WHOO!
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Scary Stuff.

There are boogers on this page.
Just kidding! Seriously, though, allergies are LAME. Why should I have something that lame!?
Here is a doodle of a Nazgul from the Lord of the Rings.
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Earth is Gross.

OKAY SO THE COMIC IS UP A DAY LATE OH MANS I'M SO SORRY.
My friend Katelyn is something of a globe-trotter and got to travel the world by boat through a thing our school does called Semester at Sea. It's a really cool thing and she came back with tons of neat stories. I can't speak for the rest of the world, odour-wise, but i feel like if the entire world smells like pee, then something is wrong. That, or Katelyn just smells pee EVERYWHERE and hasn't told us.
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An Important Message.

Aww, yeah, we're classy all up in here at GD.
I spent a weekend at my parent's house recently, and had tons o' fun. We're not a shy people, really, and readily talk about stuff that makes normal people squeamish (mostly fart jokes. Everyone loves a good fart joke). My brother sometimes decides that if he needs to share some news, he needs to share some dang news.
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The Grossest Gross.

I was doing my laundry at my oldest sister's place the other day (also, this is her first appearance! YAY!), and while I was waiting for the last load to dry, we talked to my brother over skype and ate grapes. FUN!
Then she had a dare for me. A GROSS DARE. Man, it was gross. But then she let me take some cans of soda to my apartment because she is nice and I am poor.
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Sick and Gross and Puke.

Hey, guys, sorry I couldn't post today. I feel all sick and pukey and gross. Seriously, I didn't get out of bed for most of the day because I was so nauseated. Thanks for understanding!

Waste Not, Want Not.

I stayed the night with one of my sisters recently, and she said that I could totally have some toast if I was hungry. Since I WAS hungry, I decided to make some toast. Little did I know that the timer on her toaster oven was BROKEN. So my toast, instead of being deliciously golden and warm, was BLACK. I ate some anyway.
The book I was reading is one she owns that has become my new favourite, The Last True Story I'll Ever Tell, by John Crawford, who served a devastating tour of duty in Iraq during the initial 2003 invasion.
Also, if you'll notice, the INKS ARE DIFFERENT! I got a fancy pants new brush pen and some other pens that make inking a LOT EASIER! I love them!
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He Wants To Know What Love Is.

So if you guys remember a few posts back, my friends and I got free Ducks tickets from my boss. So me, Chris, Belinda, and our friend Lyz went because, hey, the Mighty Ducks, and if we were lucky, a fight would break out on the ice (It was a hockey game, you see). So we watched the game and actually got to see a fight break out.
AND THEN THE MASCOT CAME.
AND HE KISSED LYZ.
Needless to say, she was horrified and more than a little confused.
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Also, which of you guys can find the secret punchline in the comic? I'll give you a hint. It's in the middle of the page!

A Terrible Way to Spend the Morning.

So yesterday, me and some friends went to a Ducks hockey game. And then we had some drinks. And then we went to get cheap burritos. Now, here's the thing: right across from Valhalla is a place called Taqueria de Anda, and their burritos dwarf Chipotle's burritos. They also taste AMAZING, so much so that it doesn't feel like I'm betraying my Mexican heritage by eating take-out Mexican food, because it is SO GOOD, unlike most other "Mexican" restaurants.
The problem, though, is that the burritos are HUGE. And whenever you do battle with a huge burrito, you NEVER end up a winner. Also, I'm proud of my first official poop joke on GD.
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H.O.U.S (Hairballs Of Unusual Size)

Before I moved into my apartment, I had to crash with one of my sisters for a week. Her shower didn't drain as fast as one would expect, but she had already lived there for a few months, and just took it for granted that it was a slow drain. And then she made a horrible discovery. Whoever had lived there before her had left a part of themselves behind. A hairy part. A hairy part that was clogging the drain. It was pretty gross.
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